You can count on a couple of things when Matthias comes to visit.
Something in the house will get fixed, or improved.
Somebody will somehow "fail" to see a no trespassing sign.
I'm pretty sure everything below the high water line is considered public property.
I'm pretty sure the geese didn't get yelled at.
But then, neither did we.
There's something about unkempt (referring only to myself, of course) people with cameras that inspires security guards to trust them.
Must remember this for future criminal ventures.
Or even just future trespassing.
Oh, decrepit industrial areas. How we love you.
Sadly, and thankfully, we will never be in short supply of same around here.